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Customer Review

VINE VOICE
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 11 January 2021
It has to be said that if under garments have to come with instructions then that is probably a complication too far, at least for me anyway. Normally I only need to concern myself with how to negotiate two leg holes but these trunks take getting everything in the right place to another level that is on a par with tying a Windsor knot. As for taking a pee, I would suggest the wearer does not leave things until they are desperate as the procedure can resemble a 'lucky dip' and those few seconds of fumbling feel more like minutes.

On the positive side, the fit was eventually perfect and comfortable unless, like me, you initially misinterpret the instructions or more accurately, arrogantly ignore the instructions, in your eagerness to get on your way. I will not go into the contorted details of the first experience suffice to say there was a tear in my eye shortly after I had sat down to fast. I opted not to attach a picture to this review as no one needs their minds haunted to that degree.

Much hilarity has ensued from this purchase, especially from my wife, so I do not regret it although this was somewhat offset by the visceral disgust expressed by one of my teenage daughters when she found the instruction manual; apparently this constituted an 'over-share' in our household, for which, I may never hear the end of.

With all that said, if you looking for good value 'technical' pants then this product fits the bill, as it were.

Update:
Another particular problem I found after wearing these trunks was I kept finding myself checking if the old man was hanging out of my trousers. I think this had something to do with the differing temperatures and compartments. Very disconcerting, especially when picking the kids up from school.
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