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Customer Review

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 July 2021
Let me set the scene. It's fair to say I'm no Adonis. I'm a regular guy of average build with sizes ranging between medium and large. I possess little in the way of brawn but console myself in the knowledge I was built for leadership rather than labouring. I do not have the legs of an Olympic cyclist nor the powerful quads of a speed skater both of whom make lycra look inadequate. It's further important to stress that a colleague once said there was more fat on a greasy chip than there were on my legs.

My suspicions on the adequacy of these "trousers" were aroused when both pairs turned up in a single package - just slightly smaller than a grab bag of crisps - you know those big bags of crisps that you can polish off on your own in a couple of sittings. Anyhoo, on opening carefully what literally burst forth was actually some well made trousers. The material looked very comfortable and to the feel appeared quite stretchy. Right... track suit bottoms off first pair at the ready.....size large.

Now remember I'm quite slight......OK I have skinny imagine my amazement when the first obstacle to overcome were my calves. After a good 30 seconds of wrestling with these trousers I eventually got them on and in triumph, took a step back to look in the mirror. Wow! What a sight. My gentleman's pouch looked as if it had been shrink wrapped to the point where it took on a completely different look - which no doubt would have been frightening to children and gotten me added to some sort of social register. Some parts would have featured in a medical journal describing the effects on non larynx asphyxiation. Now at this point, I have to be honest - they are very comfortable and remarkably stretchy but, they were miles from being the "amber nectar". How one is supposed to " go tinkle or potty" in an emergency when wearing these is beyond me. Still, if there was an accident (No.1 or No.2) trust me, nothing would leak out as they are that air tight. Look, long story short I had to peel the bloody things off and saw little point in demonstrating pair number two.

If you have legs skinnier than mine (which I doubt) or you enjoy the idea of being an exhibitionist and modelling the male form, then these trousers are for you.....and the best of luck to you.
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