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Vampires Suck

3.41 h 22 min201015
Sink your teeth into the hysterically funny spoof Vampires Suck - it's positively dripping with outrageous humour and bloody good fun! Becca, an angst-ridden teenager at a new high school, finds herself torn between two supernatural suitors: a moody vampire and an extremely hairy werewolf.
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Supporting actors
David DeluiseBradley DoddsKelsey FordKen JeongArielle Kebbel
Twentieth Century Fox
Content advisory
Alcohol usefoul languagesexual contentsubstance useviolence
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4.1 out of 5 stars

534 global ratings

  1. 63% of reviews have 5 stars
  2. 10% of reviews have 4 stars
  3. 12% of reviews have 3 stars
  4. 7% of reviews have 2 stars
  5. 7% of reviews have 1 stars
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Mr. M. PolichtReviewed in the United Kingdom on 29 April 2017
5.0 out of 5 stars
excellent fart gag :-)
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Even so I did not watch any vampire sagas, I enjoyed this comedy a lot.
My type of humor:
As she is asleep, the Vampire states - "Just the sound of your breathing is the greatest gift you can give me...", then she farts loudly :-) LOL
4 people found this helpful
M. BrookesReviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 September 2019
2.0 out of 5 stars
VERY silly retelling of Twilight saga
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Are you in the mood for a spoof?
This may entertain you

(Honestly, I could not watch more than a few minutes)
2 people found this helpful
Mikael BelcicReviewed in the United Kingdom on 27 February 2020
4.0 out of 5 stars
Funny as* movie
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Great service, fast delivery to countries like Denmark.

The movie is good, not something I can complain about

lee leylandReviewed in the United Kingdom on 01 March 2022
2.0 out of 5 stars
Not really a fan to be honest
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My girlfriend really wanted to see this film. Personally not really my cup of tea. But yeah, if it keeps your girlfriend happy and you can pretend to be interested for about 2 hours then I would recommend...
Victoria DeakinReviewed in the United Kingdom on 06 March 2018
5.0 out of 5 stars
Five Stars
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so funny
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RizwanReviewed in the United Kingdom on 30 January 2022
5.0 out of 5 stars
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Awesome thanks for the speed.
DanReviewed in the United Kingdom on 14 March 2018
4.0 out of 5 stars
So bad it's good
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Bought this because I enjoy films that are so bad they're good, and this did not disappoint! Actually laughed out loud a few times too as it's genuinely funny at times.
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shaun williamsReviewed in the United Kingdom on 13 February 2014
4.0 out of 5 stars
funny in places
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im a huge fan of the twlight saga, so i did.nt want any thing to tarnish it, but i watched this and to my surprise i enjoyed even laughed, it,s well casted lots of hidden jokes and if your a vampire series fan you find them in here, some of the effects where done well, money was spent on the film even though its meant as satire film.
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