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Two and a Half Men

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7.12004X-RayPG
Commercial jingle writer Charlie Harper (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight chiropractor brother, Alan (series star JON CRYER), arrives unexpectedly with Alan's 10-year-old son, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES).
Starring
Charlie SheenJon CryerAngus T. Jones
Genres
Comedy
Subtitles
English [CC]
Audio Languages
English

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  1. 1. Pilot
    September 22 2003
    23min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Commercial jingle writer Charlie Harper is wealthy bachelor with house at beach, Jaguar in garage & easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight chiropractor brother, arrives unexpectedly with Alan's 10-year-old son, Jake.
  2. 2. Big Flappy Bastards
    September 29 2003
    22min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after child "forgets" to stop feeding seagulls & leaves door open. As result, the gaggle of birds enters house. Meanwhile, Alan gets surprise from Judith when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
  3. 3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
    October 6 2003
    22min
    12
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled father /son weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated.
  4. 4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
    October 13 2003
    22min
    12
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, and Charlie quickly realizes he can't function without her. When Alan tries to take Berta's place but doesn't succeed, Charlie sends him to lure her back.
  5. 5. Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump
    October 20 2003
    19min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    After drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends 1 of Jake's soccer games. But Alan & Charlie soon discover advantages of going to these matches. Players' mothers are quite attractive, & Charlie makes date with particularly sexy soccer mom.
  6. 6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
    October 27 2003
    21min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her serious new boyfriend terminates their relationship. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening calls from women.
  7. 7. If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
    November 3 2003
    21min
    12
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Charlie's beautiful friend Cindy frequently showers at Charlie's house after surfing. When Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it in his classroom, Judith gets angry and goes to talk with Alan.
  8. 8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
    November 10 2003
    19min
    12
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    When Alan & Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake & his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone. The kids think Charlie is a loser until they realize he wrote the "Maple Loops" cereal jingle.
  9. 9. Phase One, Complete
    November 17 2003
    21min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Charlie likes his sweet new girlfriend, Wendy, but he becomes concerned when Jake forms a strong friendship with her. When Wendy charms Evelyn as well, Charlie worries that Wendy is expecting more from the relationship than he is and ends it.
  10. 10. Merry Thanksgiving
    November 24 2003
    21min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    When Charlie finds out that his favorite former girlfriend, Lisa, is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiancé, despite his inability to commit to her.
  11. 11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
    December 15 2003
    20min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date. Alan realizes he may truly be in need of a change when his own son tells him he doesn't look cool.
  12. 12. Camel Filters and Pheremones
    January 5 2004
    21min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    When Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta, brings her sexy and rebellious 16- year-old daughter, Prudence, to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her--and Charlie and Alan try to restrain their interest in the flirtatious minor as well.
  13. 13. Sarah Like Puny Alan
    January 12 2004
    21min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Alan worries that Charlie will become infected with Jake's contagious cold; however, Alan gets sick instead. Jake heals, and Charlie is fine. Desperate to get a date with a sexy woman, Charlie volunteers a very reluctant Alan to escort the woman's...
  14. 14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
    February 2 2004
    21min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined & his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan, is completely inept. At Alan's urging, Charlie tries to reduce his spending habits, but he has difficult time giving up his luxuries.
  15. 15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
    February 9 2004
    21min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Charlie and Alan find Frankie (recurring guest star JENNA ELFMAN - "Dharma & Greg," "Looney Tunes: Back in Action") a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Despite Alan's warnings, Charlie becomes totally infatuated with her.
  16. 16. That Was Saliva, Alan
    February 16 2004
    22min
    12
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Frankie, the beautiful and intriguing lady whom Charlie and Alan brought home after finding her bashing her therapist's car with a baseball bat, explains why she's in hiding with her 8-year-old daughter, Joanie.
  17. 17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
    February 23 2004
    20min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he & Judith were to die. Later, Alan does some errands & leaves Jake with Charlie, who's still sulking over Alan's will. As the two play basketball, Jake falls, hitting his head.
  18. 18. An Old Flame With a New Wick
    March 1 2004
    21min
    12
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise when he discovers that she is now a he, and he, Bill, wants to be Charlie's friend.
  19. 19. I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
    March 22 2004
    19min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie--who had sex with Liz in the coatroom at Judith and Alan's wedding--to behave. But when Liz arrives, she ignores Charlie and flirts with Alan instead.
  20. 20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
    April 19 2004
    21min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Jake becomes brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar with ever- present grumpy attitude. In order to cheer him up, Alan tries father/son chat, Charlie offers jam session & Berta just thinks the kid is constipated.
  21. 21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
    May 3 2004
    21min
    12
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura (HEATHER LOCKLEAR - "Spin City," "Melrose Place"), after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake. Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship.
  22. 22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
    May 10 2004
    21min
    12
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week because "it's what all the other divorced parents are doing," but he doesn't realize that he, too, is having issues with sleepwalking.
  23. 23. Just Like Buffalo
    May 17 2004
    21min
    PG
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. With the women's approval, Judith agrees to let Alan see Jake on weekends...
  24. 24. Can You Feel My Finger?
    May 24 2004
    22min
    15
    Subtitles
    English [CC]
    Audio Languages
    English
    One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy.

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Directors
James Burrows
Supporting actors
Conchata FerrellHolland Taylor
Season year
2004
Network
Warner Bros.
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Format
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249 global ratings

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TOP CATReviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 June 2021
5.0 out of 5 stars
US comedy at it's best
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Great show if you like US comedies. No wonder it was top of the ratings for so long in America. Have watched the first eight seasons nearly three times over since the current pandemic started. Just lightens the mood and the script writing is the best you will find. No wonder that producer Chuck Lorre is the man responsible for most of the best US comedies over the past 15 years or so including The Big Bang Theory. The story line is a little different on this but the chemistry between the main characters is fantastic and the support actors are also well cast.(The casting director definitely deserves an award for the job they did).Angus T. Jones for his age is amazing as the "half" member of the title. Shame Charlie Sheen left the show after season 8 but enjoy the earlier seasons as he prooves he is a great comic actor along with Jon Cryer.
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D HarperReviewed in the United Kingdom on 31 October 2020
5.0 out of 5 stars
Brilliant
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Love this TV show, building up all my collection so I have all seasons
Big BruceReviewed in the United Kingdom on 22 February 2021
5.0 out of 5 stars
Highly entertaining
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Very funny, love all the series.
MekkelekReviewed in the United Kingdom on 20 December 2021
5.0 out of 5 stars
Good movie. Value for money.
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Good movie. Value for money.
Pen NameReviewed in the United Kingdom on 01 January 2020
5.0 out of 5 stars
Dvd
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Dvd works fine no issues. Easy to order and delivery was on time!. Thanks
The DoctorReviewed in the United Kingdom on 09 August 2018
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great Quality
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First 3 seasons of Two and a Half men. DVD's arrived quickly. All in the original film wrapping. No cracks to the cases. Charlie Sheen made this sitcom what it was...
griffatronReviewed in the United Kingdom on 28 December 2010
4.0 out of 5 stars
the beginning
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This is where it begins,obviously.
You can see the characters develop as the season progresses and the actors find there place.
If you like 2 and a half men buy it, if only to see the origins and to complete your collection.
Gets better as the seasons progress becoming more risque and bawdy.
Still very funny.
m.j.palmerReviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 January 2017
5.0 out of 5 stars
One of her favourite comedies.
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I bought this dvd for my wife who is a big fan of this comedy series. She liked it very much as it started from the first episode, and she
also was pleased as it was an unexpected gift.
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