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The Nurse

4.81 h 45 min197918
Jack Palance (City Slickers) plays an offbeat American tycoon looking to buy a vineyard in Italy's beautiful Tuscany. The owner is an older lecher who is recovering from bonk-induced heart-attack, and he doesn't want to sell. But his madcap family does, so they want to hasten his death by hiring a provocative nurse, Ursula Andress to give the old man another - they hope fatal - cardiac arrest!
Nello Rossati
Ursula AndressJack PalanceLuciana Paluzzi
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3.8 out of 5 stars

136 global ratings

  1. 47% of reviews have 5 stars
  2. 15% of reviews have 4 stars
  3. 20% of reviews have 3 stars
  4. 5% of reviews have 2 stars
  5. 14% of reviews have 1 stars
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J. Temperance (Hull)Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 13 October 2021
2.0 out of 5 stars
At best it passes the time...
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At best this 'The Nurse' passes the time especially in trying to work out two former bond girls, especially Ursula Andress had gone from that to this in little over a decade.

To be honest it is not absolutely awful it is just not very good, not very funny and not very sexy although Andress is certainly still attractive to watch and seeing her and Luciana Paluzzi in the niff (to use a 70s playground phrase) is a bit of retro titillation.

In essence this is a poor Carry On film with added pubic hair, voice overdubs, some poor Italian acting and Jack Palance. Worth watching if your interested in naked Bond Girls or in the mood for poorly enacted 1970s comedy.
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ArchieReviewed in the United Kingdom on 27 September 2018
3.0 out of 5 stars
Ursula looks great.
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This is one of a whole lot of soft porn jokey films of the period. Ursula looks beautiful, but some of the acting and jokes wouldn't make it on TV nowadays. Think sub Benny Hill. There is an added bonus of Luciana Palouzzi also appearing topless.
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Mr. David J. HirstReviewed in the United Kingdom on 07 August 2020
1.0 out of 5 stars
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That was the worst film that I've ever seen.
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WiillesdenReviewed in the United Kingdom on 07 April 2019
4.0 out of 5 stars
Great Fun
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A very amusing film if you like Kitsch and not to take things too seriously. The script was somewhat risible but the actual filming was fine. Touched on interesting themes.
3 people found this helpful
Mr. R. BeygReviewed in the United Kingdom on 04 July 2021
1.0 out of 5 stars
Ending is bad
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Ending is bad
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nigel smurthwaiteReviewed in the United Kingdom on 01 January 2020
3.0 out of 5 stars
Good quality
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It was a pleasureable dvd
2 people found this helpful
Amazon CustomerReviewed in the United Kingdom on 30 January 2018
4.0 out of 5 stars
007 heaven
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Ursula andress looking good in a shameless special
5 people found this helpful
Tim WoodReviewed in the United Kingdom on 28 June 2019
2.0 out of 5 stars
The dvd is not worth the money or time
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Ursula Andress was past her prime in this film and did look at her best and some devotees may be disappointed. The storyline was utterly ridiculous !
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