So, I bought this to look cool but wow - I was walking past a local junior school three days ago and some little punk said to me "nice bag douche" - well I thanked him and continued, invigorated by this compliment. Next thing I know two more children start throwing their capri suns at me screaming about injustices and appropriating fashion and that I had no right to display such bourgeois apparel.
To say I was shocked would be an understatement. Before I knew it I was being called a capitalist pig by multitudes of nine year olds and pelted with avocado and rocket gozos. Then four of them entrapped me in a pincer movement and set about me with locally sourced willow branches. I was livid. But I contained myself as I felt they were projecting their frustrations at me.
All throughout this my mac book air remained safely ensconced in its trendy new bag.
Which was nice.
I woke up, somewhat worse for wear, three hours later in a rowan bush. Completely naked. Except they had left my new mac book bag with me - it provided my with a modicum of modesty I can tell you.
I would recommend this to all and sundry. Just be aware when walking near preteens.
| Brand | MOSISO |
|---|---|
| Package Dimensions | 37 x 29 x 3.56 cm; 300 Grams |
| Item model number | EU-13-Telescopic-Briefcase-LG-New |
| Manufacturer | MOSISO |
| Color | Gray |
| Standing screen display size | 13 Inches |
| Are Batteries Included | No |
| Item Weight | 300 g |
