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Graphically detailed outlines of your junk aside, great jeans
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 26 February 2020
I should provide context, because this review will sound like a negative one but it isn't: I wanted a pair of skinny jeans, because I have ever so comely calves and thigh muscles after working on them for some time, and wanted to show them off.
Now it's probably my own misjudgment thinking these would sit on the flesh providing a hint of shape like "hmmm, seems like he has nice calves" - because these are like sausage skin. I mean they're so form fitting, if I taped a 5p coin to my leg, you would be able to see the queens face in the denim let alone the coin outline.
And while the material is fantastic quality, the black dye darker than my soul and all finishing perfectly detailed and top quality (for such a ridiculously low price), despite being also weirdly comfortable - based on the look in the crotchal region I felt like a pervert, so ain't no way I'm wearing these in public.
That being said, if you had slimmer legs, or bought a size up if you're stacked/ample, for a skinny jean look I would deeply recommend these (also if you're into oversharing, these will do the job - mooseknuckle not withstanding)