The summer was upon us... I had a spare thirty pounds to invest in clothing, and this year, with the return of the Red Hot Chili Pepper's spirit, I felt like wearing something beyond the mundane. My mate Carl, when last speaking of my trousers, said they looked like old men's trousers.
So during the peak of my mid life crisis (third time around), age 47, I thought 'No... Festival and beach season is upon us, and I want to look like a modern ice cool cyber ninja'.
So I sought about purchasing the sacred trousers of coolery.
They arrived quickly, and I excitably opened them up.
I wore them for one day as a tester, but found out two major things about these trousers.
One: They are not for cold weather at all. Their fabric is very light, and even if it's only mildly chilly, you will feel naked and freezing. Are they comfortable though? Oh yes... Very much so. I think these awesome pantaloons were designed for that primarily, and probably indoors.
Two: This is where I question the genius of the designer. The leg pockets come with intentional holes in them. You heard that right. Pockets, that come with intentionally placed holes. Which is where fashion and pragmatism clash heads with huge ferocity. Okay, so anything over the size of an inhaler will be fine to store, but don't put in things which could pour out. Like sand. In fact, these trousers would be epic to use as subtle sand ejection techniques, a la, 'The Great Escape', where they hide the earth deposits they've exhumed from the earth and displace it over time by smuggling it out in their trousers.
Quite why you want holes in pockets is beyond my comprehension of logic. It's like buying a cup with no base. It is, in short, a bit mad.
Also, three... The pieces of material with the slogan 'forever young' are purely for peacock display, and don't serve any purpose. I also bought the hoodie, and removed them from the forearms as it was too much. I looked like a super hero covered in graffitied ticker tape.
I do like the cut and style, and fabric of these trousers, but pockets with holes and flappy bits that could catch on door handles as I sprint through to save the princess are possible a step beyond the rubicon.
Still, I SHALL be wearing them in the summer, and the hoodie is great anyway... Beautiful cut, like an urban Jedi's robe.
I have only given four stars, and not five for the three reasons given. They ARE cool though, and the comfy factor is worth the four stars alone. Urban ultra cool street pyjamas for the win.
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Product Description
About the Hello MrLin:
Hello MrLin is a professional garment and footwear export company. Specializing in the production and development of men's clothing and footwear.
We are a trusted brand of clothing and footwear. We like to lead fashion and focus on the development and creation of current fashion styles. We pay attention to every detail of the product, eager to achieve the best balance between quality and style through the current most advanced technology.
Occasion:
1：This is a versatile pants with the look of cargo pants but also jogger pants.
2：This jogger pant is easy to dress up or down.
3：The fashion design is perfect to pair with any kind of look.Such as shirts, hoodies and jacket.
4：Suit for casual/travel/date/party/work.
Material：95% polyester and 5% spandex
These jogger pants are made from lightweight ripstop fabric (with stretch) for a pant that is functional and comfortable.
The fabric is super soft to the touch.
Design:
Long pants; Cargo pants; Casual Loose Fitting;
Elasticized cuffs highlight this cool and comfortably casual take on the classic jogger pants.
- Light-Weight and Quick-Dry
- Adjustable Waistband
- Two Deep Side Pockets
- Breathable and Soft
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Customer reviews
Awesome darkwear/techwear pants. Fabric is nice and cozy but not uncomfortably heavy. I ordered a size too large even though I thought it would fit - I did measure my waistline - XXL, so be cautious if you’re a bit smaller than the XXL ... and also be mindful of your leg length! The tightening at the top is with ropes so don’t be too pressed about it though. Overall, recommend the pants. Sick pants.
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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 11 February 2021
Colour: BlackSize: XXLVerified Purchase
Nice Quality
By Tatiana Evseeva on 11 February 2021
Awesome darkwear/techwear pants. Fabric is nice and cozy but not uncomfortably heavy. I ordered a size too large even though I thought it would fit - I did measure my waistline - XXL, so be cautious if you’re a bit smaller than the XXL ... and also be mindful of your leg length! The tightening at the top is with ropes so don’t be too pressed about it though. Overall, recommend the pants. Sick pants.
By Tatiana Evseeva on 11 February 2021
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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 22 February 2021
Hiwever they afe veey comfortable and do feel real good once they are on all the material is decent other than the bits on pockets those white. But not happy
Colour: BlackSize: XXLVerified Purchase
One of rings on the pockets has broken. But I do love them. The ring broke in the first 2 weaks em.
By TjangoE on 22 February 2021
The material feels very cheap. And one of the white plastic rings around the holes in the leg pockets had broken off already. I would not recommend these to anyone.By TjangoE on 22 February 2021
Hiwever they afe veey comfortable and do feel real good once they are on all the material is decent other than the bits on pockets those white. But not happy
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